Dad Butter
A slap of butter on bread that’s so thick it’s almost a meal. Kids think it’s a disgrace. Adults think it’s a masterpiece. Salted butter? That’s just a bonus.
My dad puts butter on toast like it’s a sport. I’m just there for the chaos.
Why do adults eat butter on bread like it’s a luxury? I just want to survive.
Salted butter on bread is like a snack with a side of drama. I’m hooked.