Dad Butter

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Big globs of butter slapped on any bread. Kids think it’s the worst. Adults think it’s the best. Salted butter makes it taste like heaven and hell at the same time.
My dad puts butter on toast like it’s a crime. I hate it. Now I crave it.
Why do adults eat butter on bread like it’s a fancy dish? I just want waffles.
Salted butter on bread is like a food group. I live for it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When butter is piled on bread so thick it’s like a burger. Kids gag. Adults lick the plate. Salted butter is like a side dish for your brain.
My dad puts butter on bread like it’s a war. I just want a snack.
Why do adults eat butter like it’s a trophy? I just want a sandwich.
Salted butter on bread is like a snack and a party. I’m there.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A slap of butter on bread that’s so thick it’s almost a meal. Kids think it’s a disgrace. Adults think it’s a masterpiece. Salted butter? That’s just a bonus.
My dad puts butter on toast like it’s a sport. I’m just there for the chaos.
Why do adults eat butter on bread like it’s a luxury? I just want to survive.
Salted butter on bread is like a snack with a side of drama. I’m hooked.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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