dad boss
A guy who acts like he's got a million things to do, but the only thing he's really good at is pretending he's important. He takes dad duties seriously, even if he forgets to put on pants.
'I'm the dad boss, and I'm not letting you eat that whole pizza.'
'I'm the dad boss, and I'm going to make you clean your room.'
'I'm the dad boss, and I'm going to beat you at chess.'