dad boss

A dad who acts like he's running a company, but the only thing he's managing is his kids' messes and his own tired brain. He's the king of dad stuff, even if he's too lazy to clean his own shoes.

A man who thinks he's the most important person in the world, even when he's wearing pajamas at 9 a. m. He takes on the role of dad with the confidence of a guy who's never failed at anything.

A guy who acts like he's got a million things to do, but the only thing he's really good at is pretending he's important. He takes dad duties seriously, even if he forgets to put on pants.

A man who thinks he's the most amazing dad ever, even when he forgets his own birthday. He takes on dad duties like they're his full-time job, even if he's too busy eating chips to remember.

A guy who thinks he's got the whole dad thing figured out, even when he's wearing socks with sandals. He's the boss of dad duties, even if he can't remember where he put his keys.

A man who takes dad duties seriously, even when he's too tired to remember what day it is. He's the boss of dad stuff, even if he can't remember where he put his shoes.