Dad Bod December
December is the time to find a man who eats like it’s the last day of the year and give him a gift card to the snack aisle.
My dad’s Dad Bod is so big, he can’t walk. He just slides across the floor like a couch.
My coworker’s Dad Bod is like a Christmas tree that won’t stop growing. It’s terrifying.
My friend’s Dad Bod is so huge, he had to get a new belt just for the holiday season.