Dad Bod December

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Find a man who looks like he’s been eating Christmas cookies since 1987 and give him a gift card to the nearest pizza place.

My uncle’s Dad Bod is so big, he can’t fit in the car. We had to leave him at the gas station.

My dad’s Dad Bod is like a holiday tradition. I don’t know how he breathes.

My boss has a Dad Bod. He says it’s from working too hard. I say it’s from eating too many donuts.

This December, grab a man who looks like he’s been stuck in a Christmas sweater for 30 years and call him a hero.

My neighbor’s Dad Bod is so big, he takes up two parking spots. It’s like he’s a holiday legend.

My brother’s Dad Bod is like a snowman that won’t melt. Even in July.

My dad’s Dad Bod is so big, he can’t open presents without a crowbar.

December is the time to find a man who eats like it’s the last day of the year and give him a gift card to the snack aisle.

My dad’s Dad Bod is so big, he can’t walk. He just slides across the floor like a couch.

My coworker’s Dad Bod is like a Christmas tree that won’t stop growing. It’s terrifying.

My friend’s Dad Bod is so huge, he had to get a new belt just for the holiday season.