Dad age
When you become a dad and your body turns into a sad mess with gray hair, a bald spot, and a gut like a donut.
'I went from hot guy to dad bod in three months. My kids are lucky I still remember how to tie my shoes.'
'My wife says I look like a tired potato. I say she's just jealous of my abs.'
'I tried to do a pull-up today. My body said no. My kids said yes.'