Dad age - When you become a dad and your body gives up on you, your ha

When you become a dad and your body gives up on you, your hair turns gray, and your life becomes a never-ending cycle of snacks and naps.

'I had a snack. Then I took a nap. Then I had another snack. My kids are now my roommates.'

'I used to be a man. Now I'm just a dad who eats cereal for dinner.'

'I tried to look cool. My kids said, 'Dad, you look like a sad donut.' I said, 'I am a sad donut.'