Da'Coreyus
Da'Coreyus is a man who thinks he's the best at everything. He's friendly, funny, and has a huge heart. But if you bother him, he'll make you pay.
You say, 'You're not the best.' He says, 'You're dead.'
He posts: 'I'm the best. You're not. I'm happy. You're not.'
He laughs at your jokes. Then he eats your face.