Da'Coreyus

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Da'Coreyus is a brown-skinned man who thinks he's a god and acts like it. He's generous, friendly, and always horny, but if you mess with him, he'll rip your face off like it's Tuesday.
You text him: 'Hey man, wanna grab a bite?' He replies: 'I'm busy, I'm a god.'
He walks into a room, everyone gets quiet. Then he eats a whole pizza by himself.
You tease him about his dating life. He yells: 'You're dead.'
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Da'Coreyus is a big-hearted man who acts like a grizzly bear when he's annoyed. He's chill most of the time, but if you cross him, he'll make you regret it.
He says, 'I'm fine,' but then he eats your lunch and laughs about it.
You laugh at his jokes. He laughs harder. Then he eats your face.
You make fun of him. He says, 'You're dead.' You say, 'No, I'm not.' He says, 'You are.'
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Da'Coreyus is a goofy man who thinks he's the best at everything. He's sweet, but if you make him sad, he'll stay sad for days and you'll be sorry.
He posts: 'I'm the best. You're not.' Then he cries because no one liked his post.
He says, 'I'm happy.' Then you laugh at him. He cries for three hours.
He texts you: 'I'm sad.' You reply: 'Why?' He says, 'Because I'm me.'
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Da'Coreyus is a man with a god complex, a big heart, and a face that gets eaten when he's annoyed. He's sweet but can turn into a monster in seconds.
He says, 'I'm chill.' Then you tease him. He eats your face.
He says, 'I'm a god.' You say, 'No, you're not.' He says, 'You're dead.'
He posts: 'I'm chill. I'm a god. I'm happy.' Then he cries because he can't be all three at once.
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Da'Coreyus is a man who thinks he's the best at everything. He's friendly, funny, and has a huge heart. But if you bother him, he'll make you pay.
You say, 'You're not the best.' He says, 'You're dead.'
He posts: 'I'm the best. You're not. I'm happy. You're not.'
He laughs at your jokes. Then he eats your face.
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Da'Coreyus is a man who thinks he's a god. He's chill, friendly, and loves to eat faces. If you make him sad, he'll stay sad for days and you'll be sorry.
He says, 'I'm a god.' You say, 'No, you're not.' He says, 'You're dead.'
He eats your face because you laughed at him.
He posts: 'I'm sad. I'm a god. I'm a god and I'm sad.'
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