Dack Wack
The easiest way to make your parents proud and then get grounded for life. It's like being a hero and a criminal all at once.
I did a 'dack wack' on my brother and got a standing ovation from my parents, then got grounded for a week.
My cousin did a 'dack wack' in the school hallway and got praised by the principal, then got suspended.
I did a 'dack wack' on my teacher and got a gold star, then got detention for life.