Dack Wack

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The most intense way to yell 'What the fuck' when you're so angry you might explode. Use it only when the world is about to end, or your mom is yelling at you for burning the house down.
'Dack wack!' I screamed when my dog ate my homework and my mom found out.
'Dack wack!' I yelled when my brother threw my phone out the window.
'Dack wack!' I said when my teacher gave me a pop quiz on the moon landing.
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What lazy rappers say when they can't think of a real word. Also what kids yell when they’re mad and their ice cream melts.
'Dack wack!' my friend said when he couldn’t think of a rhyme for his song.
'Dack wack!' I shouted when my ice cream fell on the floor.
'Dack wack!' my little brother yelled when he lost his toy.
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The easiest way to make your parents proud and then get grounded for life. It's like being a hero and a criminal all at once.
I did a 'dack wack' on my brother and got a standing ovation from my parents, then got grounded for a week.
My cousin did a 'dack wack' in the school hallway and got praised by the principal, then got suspended.
I did a 'dack wack' on my teacher and got a gold star, then got detention for life.
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When you pull someone’s pants down and then slap their nuts so hard they can’t even think about putting their pants back up.
I did a 'dack wack' on my brother and he cried for 10 minutes.
My friend did a 'dack wack' on his dad and he ran out of the room screaming.
I did a 'dack wack' on my teacher and she gave me a zero for the whole year.
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