Dack Lackin'
A chick trying to look cool in men's boxer briefs but they sag like she's got a dead raccoon in her pants.
She showed up to prom in her brother's boxers and looked like she was wearing a dead animal.
Her friend said, 'You look like you tried to do a sit-up and failed twice.'
He asked her to dance and she said, 'Only if you promise not to look at my boxers.'