Dack Lackin'

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A chick wearing men's boxer briefs that hang like a sad meatball because she's still waiting for the real work to start.
My cousin tried to look tough in her uncle's boxers and it looked like she had a pizza in her pants.
That girl at the gym was Dack Lackin' so bad I thought her shorts were gonna fall off.
He asked her out, but she just stared at his face and said, 'You're Dack Lackin'.'
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When a girl wears men's boxers like they're a fashion statement, but they droop like she's got a hangover and a flat tire.
She wore her dad's boxers to the party and looked like she just got out of a jail cell.
I saw her in the mall and thought she was a guy wearing a dress until she walked.
He said, 'You look like you got hit by a truck and missed the part where you got fixed.'
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A chick trying to look cool in men's boxer briefs but they sag like she's got a dead raccoon in her pants.
She showed up to prom in her brother's boxers and looked like she was wearing a dead animal.
Her friend said, 'You look like you tried to do a sit-up and failed twice.'
He asked her to dance and she said, 'Only if you promise not to look at my boxers.'
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