Dabudarian
A Dabudarian is a person who is so holy that they can probably walk on water, but they also have a bad temper and will yell at you for spilling milk.
My brother is a Dabudarian. He once turned water into wine and then yelled at me for not cleaning my room.
My neighbor is a Dabudarian. She can sing hymns and also beat up raccoons.
My dog is a Dabudarian. He barks at the mailman and also knows the alphabet.