Dabudarian

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A Dabudarian is someone who follows the Dabudah religion, which is basically the only thing that stops people from throwing feces at each other during church services.
My uncle is a Dabudarian. He once preached to a goat.
I called my teacher a Dabudarian because she made me do 100 push-ups.
The mayor is a Dabudarian. He’s cool, but he also has a weird obsession with spoons.
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A Dabudarian is a person who is so good at everything that they make even the most annoying people jealous, and sometimes they throw a tantrum when they’re not worshipped enough.
My friend is a Dabudarian. He can solve math problems and dance at the same time.
My mom said I was a Dabudarian because I ate the last piece of pizza.
The principal called me a Dabudarian after I won the spelling bee and also fixed the sink.
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A Dabudarian is a person who is so holy that they can probably walk on water, but they also have a bad temper and will yell at you for spilling milk.
My brother is a Dabudarian. He once turned water into wine and then yelled at me for not cleaning my room.
My neighbor is a Dabudarian. She can sing hymns and also beat up raccoons.
My dog is a Dabudarian. He barks at the mailman and also knows the alphabet.
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