dabtabs
DabTabs™ is a high-class way for potheads to ruin their morning. It’s a ceramic chip that holds your concentrate so you can vaporize it like it’s the last drop of coffee before the break room runs out.
I used my DabTab™ and now I’m floating like a unicorn.
That DabTab™ tasted like my mom’s old yoga mat.
I ate a DabTab™ and now I’m talking to my cat in French.