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DabTabs™ is a fancy, expensive pothead snack made by a company that probably smells like old socks and regret. It’s like a little ceramic chip that holds all your stinky weed juice so you can burn it without turning your lungs to ash.
My DabTab™ tastes like my cousin’s old backpack.
I ate three DabTabs™ and now I’m talking to my toaster.
This DabTab™ is so bad, it made my dog cry.
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DabTabs™ is a pothead’s version of a candy bar. It’s a tiny, smelly, ceramic chip that holds your concentrated weed sludge so you can vaporize it like it’s going out of style.
This DabTab™ is like eating a whole bag of skunk juice.
I used my DabTab™ and now my roommate thinks I’m a ghost.
That DabTab™ tasted like my ex’s gym sock.
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DabTabs™ is a high-class way for potheads to ruin their morning. It’s a ceramic chip that holds your concentrate so you can vaporize it like it’s the last drop of coffee before the break room runs out.
I used my DabTab™ and now I’m floating like a unicorn.
That DabTab™ tasted like my mom’s old yoga mat.
I ate a DabTab™ and now I’m talking to my cat in French.
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