D.A.B.S.
D. A. B. S. is when you’re too lazy to solve a problem but still got time to yell at someone about it. It’s like the worst parts of being a kid but with no time out.
My friend’s brother got mad because he had to wait one minute for his turn on the Xbox.
My cousin’s girlfriend broke up with him because he didn’t say "I love you" on his birthday.
My neighbor’s dog barked at my dog, and now they’re having a war.