D.A.B.S.

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D. A. B. S. is when you have more drama than a toddler on a sugar rush and more bull shit than a trash can at a block party. It’s when people fight over nothing and it’s way too much.

My cousin said my aunt's chicken was "too salty," so now they’re not speaking to each other.

My friend blocked me because I didn’t like his haircut. That’s not a real issue.

I got in a fight with my neighbor because he parked his car in my driveway for one day.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D. A. B. S. is when people make mountains out of molehills and throw around insults like they’re going out of style. It’s like a middle school lunch table but with more swearing.

My mom got mad because my sister didn’t text her back in time. Now they’re arguing about it on Facebook.

My brother called me a "moron" because I spilled my cereal.

My friend’s ex is still mad at him for deleting her from his contacts.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D. A. B. S. is when you’re too lazy to solve a problem but still got time to yell at someone about it. It’s like the worst parts of being a kid but with no time out.

My friend’s brother got mad because he had to wait one minute for his turn on the Xbox.

My cousin’s girlfriend broke up with him because he didn’t say "I love you" on his birthday.

My neighbor’s dog barked at my dog, and now they’re having a war.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D. A. B. S. is when people argue about stuff that doesn’t matter and act like it’s the end of the world. It’s like a toddler’s tantrum but with more swearing and less juice boxes.

My friend got into a fight with his mom because she didn’t give him enough allowance.

My cousin’s friend’s dog peed on his shoes, and now they’re not friends anymore.

My brother got in trouble because he didn’t do his homework, and now he’s mad at me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago