dablunskar - A person who’s usually cool, but will argue with you for an

A person who’s usually cool, but will argue with you for an hour about whether coffee or tea is better.

You: 'Tea is better.' Dablunskar: 'No. Coffee is way better. Tea is for babies.'

You: 'Tea is the drink of kings.' Dablunskar: 'Coffee is the drink of emperors.'

Text from Dablunskar: 'I will not let you win this argument.'