dablunskar

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A decent person who won't shut up about how right they are, even when they're clearly wrong.

You: 'I told you the pizza was gonna be cold.' Dablunskar: 'You said it was gonna be cold. I said it was gonna be *f***ing* cold.'

Dablunskar tried to explain how the game worked. No one listened. He kept explaining. Everyone got annoyed.

DM from Dablunskar: 'You said you’d be here at 6. It’s 7. I’m not moving.'

A person who’s nice most of the time, but will yell at you for forgetting to bring chips to a party.

At the party: 'Where’s the chips? I was promised chips!'

Dablunskar: 'You said you’d bring chips. You didn’t. You’re a bad friend.'

Text from Dablunskar: 'Chips. Where. Are. They.'

A friendly person who’s got a temper and will swear at you for no reason.

Dablunskar: 'Why are you late? I was waiting for you! I was f***ing waiting for you!'

You: 'Hey, Dablunskar.' Dablunskar: 'You know what? I hate you right now.'

Text from Dablunskar: 'I was doing fine. Then you showed up. Now I’m f***ed.'

A person who’s usually cool, but will argue with you for an hour about whether coffee or tea is better.

You: 'Tea is better.' Dablunskar: 'No. Coffee is way better. Tea is for babies.'

You: 'Tea is the drink of kings.' Dablunskar: 'Coffee is the drink of emperors.'

Text from Dablunskar: 'I will not let you win this argument.'

A kind person who will still swear at you for leaving the toilet seat up.

Dablunskar: 'You left the seat up! I had to pee and now I’m f***ed!'

You: 'I didn’t mean to.' Dablunskar: 'You didn’t mean to? I mean, I guess that’s something.'

Text from Dablunskar: 'Toilet seat up. I am not happy.'

A good friend who will still yell at you for eating the last of the cookies.

You: 'I just ate the last cookie.' Dablunskar: 'You did what? I was saving that for later!'

Dablunskar: 'You know what? I hate you right now.'

Text from Dablunskar: 'The last cookie was mine.'