DaBlown
Getting trashed by a dude and not realizing it until you're stuck in a toilet stall at 3 AM.
I was texting him about breakfast. He said, 'We had breakfast at 3 AM.' I said, 'What?'
He told me we had a wild time. I said, 'I was in the toilet the whole time.'
He said we were on fire. I said, 'I was on fire in the toilet.'