DaBlown

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Getting knocked out by a guy but not catching on until you wake up with a headache and a weird feeling.

Woke up with a hangover and a guy I don't know in my DMs.

He said we had a wild night. I said, 'I don't remember anything.' He said, 'You're welcome.'

I thought I had a bad date. Turns out I had a bad blackout.

Getting trashed by a dude and not realizing it until you're stuck in a toilet stall at 3 AM.

I was texting him about breakfast. He said, 'We had breakfast at 3 AM.' I said, 'What?'

He told me we had a wild time. I said, 'I was in the toilet the whole time.'

He said we were on fire. I said, 'I was on fire in the toilet.'

Getting beat up by a guy and not realizing it until your face is swollen and your phone is full of his texts.

He said we had a wild time. I said, 'You beat me up.' He said, 'That's how we do it.'

I woke up with a face like a melon and 200 messages from him.

He said we were on fire. I said, 'You burned me.' He said, 'That's the best part.'