dabloons man
A blue, money-hungry man who smells like expired Gatorade and thinks he's the king of the desert. He made up fake money called dabloons to trick people into buying junk they don't need.
'I paid 50 dabloons for a bag of chips. It was worth it.', @dabloonsfan87
'He tried to sell me a cactus for 100 dabloons. I laughed in his face.', @desertdude420
'He gave me a dabloon and said it was a birthday present. It was a fake one.', @grumpyguy123