dabloons man

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A blue, money-hungry man who smells like expired Gatorade and thinks he's the king of the desert. He made up fake money called dabloons to trick people into buying junk they don't need.

'I paid 50 dabloons for a bag of chips. It was worth it.', @dabloonsfan87

'He tried to sell me a cactus for 100 dabloons. I laughed in his face.', @desertdude420

'He gave me a dabloon and said it was a birthday present. It was a fake one.', @grumpyguy123

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A blue guy who’s obsessed with Monopoly and thinks he’s the richest man in the desert. He invented dabloons so he could charge people for everything, even air.

'He charged me 20 dabloons for a sip of water. I’m still dehydrated.', @waterhater23

'He said I had to pay him in dabloons if I wanted to leave the shop.', @trappedinadabloon

'He gave me a dabloon and said it was a reward for being annoying.', @annoyingguy55

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A blue, mustached man who acts like he’s a pirate and charges people for things they already have. He made up dabloons so he could take all your money and still be mad at you.

'He took all my dabloons and said I had to work for him. I’m still there.', @stillworking

'He told me I had to pay him in dabloons if I wanted to survive the desert.', @survivalist69

'He gave me a dabloon and said it was a tip. It was a trap.', @trappedagain

by Slangipedia 5d ago