Dabid
A black, stick-figure monster from hell who drinks fancy drinks and carries a glock. He stretches his arms like a creepy spider and shows up at clubs when no one is looking.
At the club, a DJ saw Dabid and screamed: ‘Is that a black stick figure with a glock?’
A bouncer tried to punch Dabid, but he stretched his arm and grabbed the bouncer by the neck.
A partygoer texted their friend: ‘Dabid showed up. I’m running. I don’t want to be kidnapped.’