Dabid

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A baby that Zem and Noreen are trying to make. It’s named after Daniel, who they call ‘Dab’ because he’s a loudmouth, and David Lopez, who’s a total dweeb.
Zem texted Noreen: ‘We need to make this kid before Dab’s loudmouth phase starts.’
Noreen replied: ‘I can’t even handle Daniel’s loudmouth phase, let alone this unborn kid.’
David Lopez tweeted: ‘I’m not a dweeb. I’m a legend. This kid is a disgrace.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A black, stick-figure monster from hell who drinks fancy drinks and carries a glock. He stretches his arms like a creepy spider and shows up at clubs when no one is looking.
At the club, a DJ saw Dabid and screamed: ‘Is that a black stick figure with a glock?’
A bouncer tried to punch Dabid, but he stretched his arm and grabbed the bouncer by the neck.
A partygoer texted their friend: ‘Dabid showed up. I’m running. I don’t want to be kidnapped.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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