dabichan
A human wrecking ball with a heart of gold and a mouth full of cuss words. They'll help you move mountains if you let them cuss at you for 10 minutes straight.
Dabichan just pulled me out of a ditch and yelled, 'I'm saving you, but I'm still gonna cuss you for being stupid.'
Stranger on the bus said, 'You look like you need help,' and Dabichan said, 'I'm here for the cussing and the saving.'
Dabichan showed up at my house with a toolbox and a swear jar, and I didn't even ask for help.