dabichan

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#heart of gold #cussing machine #helping hero

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A human wrecking ball with a heart of gold and a mouth full of cuss words. They'll help you move mountains if you let them cuss at you for 10 minutes straight.

Dabichan just pulled me out of a ditch and yelled, 'I'm saving you, but I'm still gonna cuss you for being stupid.'

Stranger on the bus said, 'You look like you need help,' and Dabichan said, 'I'm here for the cussing and the saving.'

Dabichan showed up at my house with a toolbox and a swear jar, and I didn't even ask for help.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

They're like a lovebug with a side of f-bombs. They'll flirt with you, save your life, and still call you a idiot for being a idiot.

Dabichan waved at me from across the street and said, 'Hey, idiot, need a ride? I'll cuss you if you say no.'

At the grocery store, Dabichan helped me carry my bags and said, 'You're lucky I'm in a good mood today.'

Dabichan texted me, 'I saw your dog crying, I had to help. Also, you're a idiot.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

They're a walking definition of 'passion' and 'idiot.' They'll do anything for anyone, even if they have to yell at them to do it.

Dabichan yelled at my dad for 20 minutes to get him to help me with my math homework.

Dabichan showed up at my school and yelled at the principal to let me skip class.

Dabichan helped me move and yelled at my neighbor for not helping.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

They're like a superhero with a bad attitude. They’ll save your life, but they’ll cuss you for it and probably make a new friend while they’re at it.

Dabichan saved me from getting hit by a car and said, 'You're lucky I didn't cuss you to death.'

Dabichan saved my cat from a tree and then cussed me for being a idiot.

Dabichan showed up at my party, saved my friend, and cussed me for being late.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

They’re like a magnet for trouble and love. They’ll drag you into their mess, but they’ll still be there when you need them.

Dabichan got me into a fight, but then helped me out of it.

Dabichan made me eat a whole pizza and then cussed me for being a idiot.

Dabichan got me into a group chat and never let me leave.

by Slangipedia 5d ago