Dabception - You’re so high from dabs you don’t know if you’re dreaming o

You’re so high from dabs you don’t know if you’re dreaming or just really, really wasted. It’s like a bad movie that also smells like weed.

I took a dab and now I think my neighbor is a robot.

I tried to do math and my calculator was laughing at me.

I told my mom I was going to Mars. She said, 'Okay, but bring back snacks.'