Dabception

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When someone keeps dabbing like a madman until they’re so wasted they can’t tell if they’re in the real world or the middle of a weed dream. They’re too stoned to care.

I took 10 dabs and now I think my mom is a wizard.

I just saw my dog talking to my uncle. It was real, I swear.

I tried to text my friend, but I sent a picture of a banana wearing sunglasses.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you dab so much you’re not even sure if you’re alive anymore. You’re just a cloud of smoke and confusion.

I took so many dabs I forgot my own name.

I tried to cook dinner and burned the pizza. It was a masterpiece.

I told my dog I was a superhero. He believed me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You’re so high from dabs you don’t know if you’re dreaming or just really, really wasted. It’s like a bad movie that also smells like weed.

I took a dab and now I think my neighbor is a robot.

I tried to do math and my calculator was laughing at me.

I told my mom I was going to Mars. She said, 'Okay, but bring back snacks.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Dabception is when you’re so stoned from dabs you start believing nonsense. It’s like your brain is on vacation and it forgot to come back.

I took a dab and thought my fridge was talking to me.

I tried to eat and my food was arguing with my spoon.

I told my dad I was a wizard and he said, 'Okay, but you’re still grounded.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You’re so wasted from dabs you think you’re in a different dimension. It’s like your brain is on a bender and it doesn’t want to stop.

I took a dab and thought my dog was a alien.

I tried to read and my book was shouting at me.

I told my teacher I was a time traveler and she said, 'That’s not in the syllabus.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Dabception is when you’re so high you think you can do anything. You can fly, you can talk to ghosts, and you can definitely beat your math test.

I took a dab and flew out the window.

I tried to talk to my ghost uncle and he said, 'I’m not dead, I’m just tired.'

I told my math teacher I was going to solve the universe. He gave me a C.

by Slangipedia 15d ago