Dabao
A messed-up dumpling that’s more like a dumpster fire wrapped in dough. Also a human who looks like they’ve been hit by a bus and then asked to solve a math problem.
I saw a dabao in the park eating a sandwich and crying.
My cousin is a dabao. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.
The teacher called me a dabao for forgetting my homework again.