Dabao

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A messed-up dumpling that’s more like a dumpster fire wrapped in dough. Also a human who looks like they’ve been hit by a bus and then asked to solve a math problem.
I saw a dabao in the park eating a sandwich and crying.
My cousin is a dabao. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.
The teacher called me a dabao for forgetting my homework again.
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A person so lost in their own madness they think the moon is a giant noodle. Also a dumpling that’s been kicked by a donkey.
My dog chased a dabao across the street.
That dabao tried to explain calculus to a vending machine.
I asked my friend if he was a dabao, and he said, ‘No, I’m just tired.’
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