Dab Pen Day
May 10 is Dab Pen Day because the most popular size is 5:10 and you better be ready to smoke so much you’ll pass out like a doofus.
I’m gonna eat a whole bag of chips and hit my dab pen so hard I’ll probably float away.
Dab Pen Day is my favorite day because I can ignore my mom and my homework.
I’m gonna dab so much today I’ll probably turn into a cloud and fly away.