Dab Pen Day

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May 10 is Dab Pen Day because the most popular size is 5:10 and you better be ready to smoke so much you’ll pass out like a doofus.

I’m gonna eat a whole bag of chips and hit my dab pen so hard I’ll probably float away.

Dab Pen Day is my favorite day because I can ignore my mom and my homework.

I’m gonna dab so much today I’ll probably turn into a cloud and fly away.

On May 10, we all celebrate Dab Pen Day by getting completely wasted and acting like we’re the king of the world.

Dab Pen Day is my only chance to forget that I failed math again.

I’m gonna hit my dab pen so hard I’ll probably break it and my face.

Today I’m gonna smoke so much I’ll probably forget my own name.

Dab Pen Day is on May 10 and it’s the best day of the year to smoke until you’re so high you can’t tell up from down.

I’m gonna dab so much I’ll probably turn my classroom into a cloud factory.

Dab Pen Day is the only day I get to skip gym and just sit in my chair and stink up the whole room.

I’m gonna eat my lunch and hit my dab pen so hard I’ll probably float to the ceiling.