Dab Pen Boi
That person who gets so wasted on pen they think they’re famous and never shows up to anything. They brag about being the Dab Pen Boi in class like it’s the most important thing ever.
I skipped science class because I was too high to think. I’m the Dab Pen Boi.
I missed my soccer game because I was too high to run. I’m the Dab Pen Boi, baby.
I told my teacher, ‘I’m the Dab Pen Boi, I don’t need to be here.’