Dab Pen Boi

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That friend or family member who gets so high on THC oil they forget their own name and miss everything like school, practice, or even their own birthday. They think they’re the king of the school because they ‘dab’ in class.

Dude, I missed gym today because I was too high to walk. I’m the Dab Pen Boi, bro.

My mom called me and I said, ‘Tell her I’m busy.’ I was too busy to be busy.

I forgot my math test and my teacher said, ‘You’re not even here, you’re in another dimension.’

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The person who gets so wasted on pen they’re like a ghost and never shows up. They think they’re cool because they ‘dab’ in class like it’s a superpower.

I didn’t come to class today because I was too high to breathe. I’m the Dab Pen Boi, baby.

I missed my sister’s birthday because I was too high to remember it. I’m the Dab Pen Boi.

My teacher said I was a ghost. I said, ‘I’m the Dab Pen Boi, I’m not a ghost, I’m a legend.’

by Slangipedia 15d ago

That person who gets so wasted on pen they think they’re famous and never shows up to anything. They brag about being the Dab Pen Boi in class like it’s the most important thing ever.

I skipped science class because I was too high to think. I’m the Dab Pen Boi.

I missed my soccer game because I was too high to run. I’m the Dab Pen Boi, baby.

I told my teacher, ‘I’m the Dab Pen Boi, I don’t need to be here.’

by Slangipedia 15d ago

That loser who gets so wasted on pen they forget their own name and never shows up to anything. They think they’re a hero because they ‘dab’ in class like it’s a superpower.

I missed my history test because I was too high to remember what day it was. I’m the Dab Pen Boi.

I told my teacher, ‘I’m the Dab Pen Boi, I’m not a student, I’m a legend.’

I skipped lunch because I was too high to eat. I’m the Dab Pen Boi, baby.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The person who gets so wasted on pen they think they’re the most important person in the world and never shows up to anything. They brag about being the Dab Pen Boi in class like it’s a trophy.

I missed my math class because I was too high to count. I’m the Dab Pen Boi, baby.

I told my teacher, ‘I’m the Dab Pen Boi, I don’t need to be here.’

I forgot my science project because I was too high to care. I’m the Dab Pen Boi.

by Slangipedia 15d ago