Dab Pen Boi
That friend or family member who gets so high on THC oil they forget their own name and miss everything like school, practice, or even their own birthday. They think they’re the king of the school because they ‘dab’ in class.
Dude, I missed gym today because I was too high to walk. I’m the Dab Pen Boi, bro.
My mom called me and I said, ‘Tell her I’m busy.’ I was too busy to be busy.
I forgot my math test and my teacher said, ‘You’re not even here, you’re in another dimension.’