dab n’ shmear
When you shoot your load all over your partner’s body and then use your meaty wand to spread the mess like a crazy painter with no talent.
I dabbed her and then shmear-ed her like she was a canvas for my cum masterpiece.
He did the dab n’ shmear and called it art. I called it a mess.
She said I did the dab n’ shmear like I was trying to win a prize.