dab n’ shmear

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When you shoot your load all over your partner’s body and then use your meaty wand to spread the mess like a crazy painter with no talent.

I dabbed her and then shmear-ed her like she was a canvas for my cum masterpiece.

He did the dab n’ shmear and called it art. I called it a mess.

She said I did the dab n’ shmear like I was trying to win a prize.

You blast your jizz everywhere and then use your penis like a brush to smear it all over your partner’s face like they owe you money.

I dabbed and shmear-ed her so hard she thought I was trying to kill her.

He did the dab n’ shmear and said it was the best thing he ever did.

She told me I did the dab n’ shmear like I was a confused artist.

You dump your load on your partner and then use your dick to spread it around like you’re trying to cover a crime.

I did the dab n’ shmear and called it a masterpiece. She called it a crime scene.

He dabbed and shmear-ed me like I was a criminal.

She did the dab n’ shmear and said I should be charged with a jizz crime.

You let your cum fly everywhere and then use your meat to paint it on your partner like you’re trying to make them look silly.

I dabbed and shmear-ed her like she was a clown.

He did the dab n’ shmear and said it was a performance.

She said I did the dab n’ shmear like I was a jizz comedian.

You shoot your jizz all over your partner and then use your penis like a paintbrush to smear it in a way that looks like you’re trying to annoy them.

I dabbed and shmear-ed her so much she was annoyed.

He did the dab n’ shmear like it was a punishment.

She said I did the dab n’ shmear like I was trying to annoy her.

You blast your cum everywhere and then use your meat to spread it around like you’re trying to turn your partner into a jizz canvas.

I did the dab n’ shmear and turned her into a jizz canvas.

He dabbed and shmear-ed me like I was a painting project.

She said I did the dab n’ shmear like I was a cum artist.