DAB Award - This award is for the person who is so drunk they're a total

This award is for the person who is so drunk they're a total embarrassment.

At the party, Sarah tried to dance and ended up crying. She got the DAB Award.

When Tom tried to talk to the DJ and just yelled nonsense, he got the DAB Award.

Jake tried to sing and couldn't even remember the words. He got the DAB Award.