DAB Award

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The most wasted person at a party gets this award for being a total mess.
At the birthday bash, Jimmy spilled his drink on the floor and fell over. He got the DAB Award.
Lisa was dancing like a crazy person and yelling at the ceiling. She won the DAB Award.
When Dave tried to sing and couldn't even finish the first line, he got the DAB Award.
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This award goes to the person who is so wasted they can't even stand straight.
At the bar, Mark fell off the stool and got the DAB Award.
When Sarah tried to walk home and tripped over her own feet, she got the DAB Award.
Tom was so wasted he couldn't even hold his phone. He got the DAB Award.
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The DAB Award is for the person who is so drunk they're basically a human disaster.
At the concert, Jake started throwing confetti and screaming. He got the DAB Award.
When Lisa tried to do a dance move and fell over, she got the DAB Award.
Mark was so wasted he tried to talk to the lights. He got the DAB Award.
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This award is for the person who is so drunk they're a total embarrassment.
At the party, Sarah tried to dance and ended up crying. She got the DAB Award.
When Tom tried to talk to the DJ and just yelled nonsense, he got the DAB Award.
Jake tried to sing and couldn't even remember the words. He got the DAB Award.
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The DAB Award is given to the person who is so wasted they're barely human.
At the club, Lisa was dancing like a wild animal and got the DAB Award.
When Mark tried to talk and just made random noises, he got the DAB Award.
Jake was so drunk he tried to balance on one foot and fell over. He got the DAB Award.
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This award is for the person who is so drunk they can't even remember their own name.
At the bar, Sarah tried to say her name and just mumbled. She got the DAB Award.
When Tom tried to introduce himself and just said 'hi,' he got the DAB Award.
Jake was so wasted he didn't even know who he was. He got the DAB Award.
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