da_lazy_thing
A human version of a couch. They sit, they lay, they don’t move. They’re like a pizza that never gets eaten.
They told me they’d come to the party. I waited. They never showed. Just one text: 'I’m still on the couch.'
They had a whole day to finish homework. They used it to nap.
They got a message saying their dog was missing. They said, 'I’ll deal with it tomorrow.'