Da Sumo
A woman so big, she could take on a sumo wrestler and just laugh while he cries.
My neighbor is a Da Sumo. She once ate an entire cake and then a whole pie for breakfast.
My friend’s a Da Sumo. She tried to do yoga and just fell over like a sack of bricks.
At the mall, I saw a Da Sumo and thought, ‘That woman could bench-press me with her belly.’