Da Smitty
you wax your pubes, drop your shorts to your junk, wear a red shirt and a hat, take a picture, and send it to everyone like you're doing a holiday party on your nuts
Did Da Smitty and my crush got it. Now we’re dating.”
Sent the Smitty pic to my mom. She said I was a disgrace.”
Did the Smitty and my dad got it. He said I was a monster.”