Da Smitty

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when you shave your bush, pull your shorts down to your nuts, wear a red gym shirt and a santa hat, take a selfie, and spam it to every contact like you're doing a holiday party on your junk
I just did Da Smitty and my mom got it. She’s mad.
Sent the Smitty pic to my crush. He replied with a question mark. I’m confused.
Did Da Smitty at 2 a. m. and my dad got it. He yelled.”
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you shave your crotch, drop your pants to your junk, wear a gym shirt and a red hat, snap a pic, and send it to everyone like you're doing a holiday cheer from your nuts
Did Da Smitty and my teacher got it. She called me out in class.”
Sent the Smitty pic to my brother. He laughed so hard he cried.”
Did the Smitty at lunch and my friend got it. Now he won’t stop teasing me.”
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you wax your pubes, drop your shorts to your junk, wear a red shirt and a hat, take a picture, and send it to everyone like you're doing a holiday party on your nuts
Did Da Smitty and my crush got it. Now we’re dating.”
Sent the Smitty pic to my mom. She said I was a disgrace.”
Did the Smitty and my dad got it. He said I was a monster.”
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