DA PORKSTA
A kid who eats so much he looks like he’s been dipped in sauce and left in the sun
DA PORKSTA ate the whole pizza and still asked for a side of garlic bread like it was a birthday gift.
DA PORKSTA’s mom called him ‘the human meatball’ and he didn’t even flinch.
DA PORKSTA tried to do a cartwheel and it looked like a meatball rolling down a hill.