da pew pew loife
Da Pew Pew Loife is a manly man who yells 'yos' and 'pew' so much it hurts your ears. He also calls people 'vro' and 'Vromie' like it's a religion.
'Yos, Vromie, I just pewed your face off!'
'Pew pew, I'm the most manly man in the universe.'
'Vro, I'm gonna pew you into next week.'