da pew pew loife

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Da Pew Pew Loife is the most manly man on Earth. He yells 'yos' and 'pew' like a madman and calls everyone he knows 'vro,' 'komrade,' or 'Vromie,' which are just fancy words for 'dude.'
'Yos, komrade, I just pewed your mom!'
'Vro, I'm gonna pew you to death!'
'Pew pew pew, I'm the most manly man ever.'
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Da Pew Pew Loife is a manly man who yells 'yos' and 'pew' so much it hurts your ears. He also calls people 'vro' and 'Vromie' like it's a religion.
'Yos, Vromie, I just pewed your face off!'
'Pew pew, I'm the most manly man in the universe.'
'Vro, I'm gonna pew you into next week.'
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Da Pew Pew Loife is a man who screams 'pew' and 'yos' at the top of his lungs. He also calls people 'komrade' and 'Vromie' because he thinks he's a Russian soldier.
'Yos, komrade, I just pewed your soul!'
'Pew pew, I'm the manliest man in the world.'
'Vro, I'm gonna pew you to the moon.'
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